Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Reasons Why I Cry



I cry so easily, it isn’t even funny.  One time I was flipping through channels and I watched the last 90 seconds of a race and I totally started crying when the woman ran through the finish line and collapsed joyously into the cheering crowd.  I mean, I get upset and there’s 100% chance of rain but just as easily I get happy about something and have to fight back tears.  The other day I was watching a documentary about Katy Perry and it got to the part where stupid Russel Brand broke up with her and Katy was crying but she knew she had to perform so she put on her spinny candy dress and smiled and went on stage.  It was all I could do to hold back the tears.  I can’t even go to rodeos because I hear the national anthem and start crying.  One time I was at a missionary farewell and they sang the battle hymn of the republic, they got to the chorus and instead of hearing “Glory, glory hallelujah.  All I could hear was my dad singing, “Lore, Lore what’s it to ya.”  I cried for an hour after that.  Another time I was watching “Revenge” on Netflix and I got to the part where the dog died….I had to go get a drink of water to regain my composure.  What is wrong with me?!