things that make me uncomfortable...

1. when people wink at me.

There's this girl at church that always smiles and winks at me when we make eye contact.  What does that mean?  Do we have a shared secret that I'm not aware of?  Should I conspiratorially wink back?  There's another girl that I used to work with that would wink all the time too.  It's so cute when other people do it.  Whenever I try, it comes across as mentally challenged, drawing the corner of my mouth towards my winking eye in a half smile that can only be completed with some shooting gun fingers...pew, pew!

2. when teenagers at fast food restaurants call me hon.

I'm trying to think of people I call hon.  Maybe Jaxson or Takai, maybe my husband, other than that pretty much nobody. 

Oh I'm paying you for my filet o fish and you want to say thanks hon?  Well, you're welcome cutie butt.  You're welcome little princess.  You're sooooooooo welcome pooky poo.

3. hugging friends husbands

Oh my gosh, this one kills me!  I'm not a hugger to begin with but some of my friends are.  So say we go on a double date and my friend hugs me good bye, then she hugs Mike.  Now I'm obligated to hug her husband?  This causes me all kinds of anxiety.  What if I'm not sure if she's going to hug Mike or not do I shake her husbands hand?  Do I search in my purse for some phantom chap stick?  Oh my gosh, why am I so socially awkward??!!